well zuck is gonna be pissed it wasn’t him…

hey that’s four more precious minutes to disassociate from the horrors than i was planning so i’ll take it!

Did they fire Matt taibi?

How bizzare…

I pay for YouTube because I hate ads and I use the music service heavily… I also pay (A LOT) for a MotoGP subscription, but that’s sports, and unless I’m awake when there’s a race being pirate streamed I’d be sol.

For everything else, i sail the salty seas

I literally just got my senior citizen dad off Skype and over to WhatsApp like 2 years ago… Ain’t no way I can get him over to signal

And bring local pubs to America! Turn one of those shitty little McMansions into an Alehouse every eight square blocks and you’ve just solved drunk driving!