Sperm is not people. Unless you’re squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn’t work.
You must be fun at parties.
Funnier than religious nuts!
I wonder if there’s a porn of that
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A pic of Emily Blunt would be much more accurate.
Why?
Damn, E hit Cronus hard
So did your mom! (And I assume my mom too but it’s not something I like to think of, lol)
And I assume my mom too
Can confirm
Makes me think of the sister I could have had that my mom washed down her throat with a gulp of vodka
Are you implying your mom swallowed your seed? Because that’s incest
Oooh, thanks, now I finally understand what this is about. Maybe it is a language/cultural difference or something, but the whole “sperm = child” thing never clicked for me. Isn’t, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child? And even then, only if fertilised, of course.
I dead-ass looked at this for almost a minute wondering if it’s maybe a pop culture reference to a TV show or movie I don’t know, where the pictured character actually eats children.
Isn’t, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child?
Yes, thank you! Been muttering this under my breath for ages each time people say sperm=crotch goblins.
It still works as a joke though…like when Bill Hicks would say that he has wiped entire nations off of his stomach with an old gym sock
Now I am wondering what you meant when you said all moms have done it, because eating period doesn’t exactly sound any better haha. But yeah, it didn’t click for me either. I was pretty surely they didn’t mean eating their granddaughter’s pussy or actually children so what else could it be? But sperm make sense because of the pro life movement.
Edit: ignore the first part, I thought you were op lol
Same here
That’s too much.
THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.
How are you doing fellow sex haver?
Yes, I also participate in the sex
Not only sex, but seventh and eights too!
I confirm sex has been had
Is vore possible?
