• MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 days ago

      Nah, that’s what Lot did when he was hosting a couple of angels for God, who had sent them there to Lot (the only good man in Sodom) to see if he or anyone in Sodom was worth saving. Then an angry mob shows up to Lot’s house and demands that Lot let than rape the angels, cause they were hot. Lot instead offers up his two daughters (who were fucking each other anyway, so whatevs) to be raped by the crowd. God thinks that that’s cool, so he promises Lot and his wife safe passage out of Sodom as he destroys it, but them must swear to not look back upon it’s destruction. While they are leaving town, Lot’s wife looks back at the city being destroyed and is turned into a pillar of salt.

      • Wolf@lemmy.today
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        2 days ago

        who were fucking each other anyway, so whatevs

        Where are you getting that from? The only thing the bible says about Lot’s daughters when the mob shows up was that they were virgins.

        After God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah (and Lot’s wife) and they were living in a cave in the hills, the daughters get Lot drunk and take turns having sex with him, but this was more a way to explain the origin of the Ammonites and the Moabites in an unflattering way than anything else. The bible almost exclusively portrays women in a terrible way, so the fact that they seemingly raped their dad likely wasn’t the point of the story.

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            1 day ago

            It’s all good. I was just wondering if there was something in an apocryphal text I didn’t know about.

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        2 days ago

        They were hot alright. If only they took off their robes, everyone would see just how meltingly hot they are. It’s to die for!