That soda isn’t nearly big enough.
Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?
…yeah, the slob in that picture is pretty much me and i’m 220 on a bad day: seven-hundred-pound boss fights are much larger…
that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that’s albertan at best
For free??
🦶😋
It’s your lucky day.
A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn’t have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair … and he shouldn’t be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.
He should also be leaning back in chair and getting said drink and food all over his shirt. Leaning over like that to drink is just too much effort. If the chair does not lean back, then some of those wheels should be off the floor to accommodate leaning.
Yep it’s so unfair that fashion uses unattainable levels of beauty every time. This is the equivalent of the anorexic model wearing high fashion on the cat walk to sell eye liners.
Lol, that cup is legitimately so small…
All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously
that cup seems pretty regular sized to me, as aussie…?
That would probably be a “small” at most fast food drive thrus here. Also, nobody orders a small unless they’re on a “diet” - in fact I don’t think I’ve ever seen any of my friends order a small. Generally everyone gets a large or extra large (because it’s only a few cents more!!), which looks like this here: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/denise-gray-holds-two-extra-large-soft-drinks-from-news-photo/145545668
I use to order small drinks frequently with no ice. Was the perfect amount of drink and I don’t like cold drinks in general. So it worked out.
But recently places have started switching to a very thin cup that basically falls apart if you take longer then 10 mins to drink it all.
So iv stared ordering the larger drink just so I don’t have the fucking cup fall apart on me.
medium maccas coke here … that i randomly had laying around <_<
there’s a large which is marginally bigger, but no super size or anything
It’s so dainty 🥺 yeah, far from the norm here I’m ashamed to say
I expected way more acne
on his face?
On his everywhere
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!
I’ll sit at a drive thru
I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter
Everything is mega meal, super sized
"Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large
Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"
“There’s room in the bag. Take it!”
“Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents!”
George Carlin said it best.
All joking aside, I think the vegetables on an In-N-Out burger ruin it
PSA, get chopped chilis on your burger next time if you like spicy food. It’s a game changer. Whole grilled onion is also king shit.
Hell, yeah brother thank you
No gun holster, and no flags… 0/10 would not american
And rightly so, americans are twice the size at least.
In the US, the average weight for men is around 199 pounds (90 kg), and for women, it’s around 171 pounds (77 kg). In India, the average weight for men is around 145 pounds (65 kg), and for women, it’s around 121 pounds (55 kg). That being said Americans are on average 2.5cm taller. Average BMI is 26.5 in the US and 23 in India.
So twice the size? Not really. This picture is amusing though.
I like the way the “360 swivel” symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo
360 Wivel
360 weevil pop shove it
no bombadier butt blast on landing or launch. 2/10
My culture is not your costume.
I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!
Them in China can only do a 180 Wivel.
Fuck yeah! Murica!
what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe
That looks like an undershirt. Or as I refer to it, “what I wear in the summer almost every single second I’m at home”…
Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.
and there should be a roll of toilet paper on the floor or nearby
As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what’s realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism
Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.
Crocs. Dirty crocs.
Those fucking casters can’t hold 700 pounds gliding around on them.
Any spec on AliExpress (or Temu) is usually 5-10x reality, so have mercy on those casters, they’re barely surviving.
I am sitting with worse posture than this.
