Conspiracy theorists in your party obsess over pedophile related conspiracies (true and imaginary) so you use another conspiracy to get them back on your side…
They’ll 100% eat this up for sure. All he needs to do is get Pam Rubber Stamp Bondi to provide some “evidence” that has a bunch of Democrats on it and this will all be over. Any connection to him can be dismissed as his favorite “witch hunt” and “fake documents.”
Whole lotta dipshits in that party think that Russia is a “hoax”. Weird how a lot of people went to prison over a “hoax”. But we aren’t talking about a party known for having rocket surgeons in their base…and their thought leaders are really good at saying things like “Russia Russia Russia” like their dear leader to reprogram the meat bags in their base.
Actual genius plan to weasel out of this…
Conspiracy theorists in your party obsess over pedophile related conspiracies (true and imaginary) so you use another conspiracy to get them back on your side…
They’ll 100% eat this up for sure. All he needs to do is get Pam Rubber Stamp Bondi to provide some “evidence” that has a bunch of Democrats on it and this will all be over. Any connection to him can be dismissed as his favorite “witch hunt” and “fake documents.”
They’ll 100% eat up anything that comes out of him.
Gross, but true
This must be very close to how proscriptions were carried out in imperial Rome under emperors like Nero or Commodus.
He’ll just use the word “hoax” over and over.
Whole lotta dipshits in that party think that Russia is a “hoax”. Weird how a lot of people went to prison over a “hoax”. But we aren’t talking about a party known for having rocket surgeons in their base…and their thought leaders are really good at saying things like “Russia Russia Russia” like their dear leader to reprogram the meat bags in their base.