And apparently according to recent polls the absolute brain rotted dumb fuck conservative majority of this country are more supportive of Republicans than Democrat voters are of Democrats.

If an election were to happen tomorrow Trump would almost certainly win again maybe with an even larger margin… we’re so boned.

“Ah ha! That’s how I know you don’t know what you’re talking about, you’re an ‘expert!’ and they don’t know anything! Checkmate!”

National Democrats:

Democrats: “We’d rather lose!”

Actual genius plan to weasel out of this…

Conspiracy theorists in your party obsess over pedophile related conspiracies (true and imaginary) so you use another conspiracy to get them back on your side…

They’ll 100% eat this up for sure. All he needs to do is get Pam Rubber Stamp Bondi to provide some “evidence” that has a bunch of Democrats on it and this will all be over. Any connection to him can be dismissed as his favorite “witch hunt” and “fake documents.”

"Until they reconnect with real voters and working people on who they’re for and what their economic message is, they’re going to have problems,”

Oh, so never. Cool, cool.

Messenger carrier pigeons are back baby! Quick, toss your 401k into Big Bird Co.

Mighty morbin depression rangers all up in this mofo.

Just call me the Morbozord

“Your Honor, I mean, come on. Right? Like, we all know it. I rest my case.”

That the Democrats are communists… They even called Obama communist and then he went and chose the Republican market based healthcare blueprint.

Even now Mamdani in NYC is the closest you’ll find to someone even remotely left of establishment Democrats, which is still a far cry from communism, and even the Democrats are freaking out about him… It’s a freaking joke. We have 2 conservative parties in the US.

Aren’t there already flight records of people who went there? Would that be publicly available information?

I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be 120 pages deep into searching for porn to watch, but didn’t like anything they came across yet.

So anyone who even said hi to him at one time pretty much.

100 person list: 98 Democrats, a delivery guy, and a repair tech.

“We do two things here in America with zero tolerance of resistance: throw trillions at private “defense” contractors, and billions at private prisons. It’s unconstitutional to not have private prisons.”

/wrist

Well now we know what the Maxwell “testimony” is going to be:

Trump was never there, but Clinton was there every weekend.

Annnnd pardoned.

It absolutely is for them.

“Probably”: She only names Democrats.

“Probably not”: she names Trump and other Republicans.

They’ll decide if she’s trustworthy depending on if she says what they want to hear. :(

I’m torn between ribs with a dry rub, or a blackened burger with sauteed onions, blue cheese, and bacon.

Do they smell like hamburgers?

It’s so strange. They article says they couldn’t prove it was from the US but rejected them because they can’t prove where they’re from at all.

Lol soybean laundering was not a business I expected to exist. The Mafia needs to change with the times I suppose… Points for creativity.

“I don’t understand why you’re dragging me here for this. Trump’s mission for the DOJ is quite obvious. He gave us the explicit mission to protect him at all costs and to enact vengeance on his political enemies. What is so hard to get about that? I’m doing my job! Wait, what? The American people? What? Who the fuck cares about them?”

No disagreement there for sure, I was just surprised to see she’s also affected as we all are. I figured she was wealthy enough for it to not be an issue.