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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago

Seems legit.

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Seems legit.

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago
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  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    In the navy I once watched a recruit try to iron his pants while he was wearing them.

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Get yourself a nice metal frame and DIY it:

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      Never thought I’d see that doctor who reference on here lol

  • ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca
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    I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

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      It’s funny that not only is there chance, but that your comment or someone making the same joke is the most logical source of this ridiculous bullshit making it into a search result.

      Edit: just realized this is probably shopped 🤦

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      Wasn’t there a joke on reddit about using glue on pizza that google stupid AI picked up as serious

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        Isn’t glue used to make pictures of pizza look better?

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    AI is the new tide pod challenge

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      It tastes like burning!

      • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It tastes like burning! slop

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        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          Nice. I wish I had thought of that. It has the bonus of working with the phrase, “oink, oink, capitalist pig” too.

  • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world
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      Where does one even learn to can?

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        • subarctictundra@lemmy.world
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          Ah, the Professor

    • subarctictundra@lemmy.world
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      Caned to death

  • Klear@quokk.au
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    Doing this takes balls. And it won’t give them back.

    • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip
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      Nah, no balls needed. Just the sack.

  • Dotcom@lemmy.ml
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    The skin grafts would probably be smooth after all is said and done

  • ohellidk@sh.itjust.works
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    Fucking ouch!

    • Raoul Duke@piefed.social
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      It’s the price you pay to get a bat wing.

      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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        now… about that other wing you’ll need

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    While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

    Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

    https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

    • Lenggo@lemmy.world
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      It’s probably fine, but Imma leave that link blue

    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      This dude couldn’t get any of his customers’ balls on his website? I call shenanigans!

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      huh. i wonder if they could use that as some sort of male contraceptive. i wonder if that’s what got them the IRB approval to test it.

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    To be fair, heat does cause it to hang low and stretch the skin, therefore reducing the wrinkles.

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      i don’t feel like playing with my scrote all day wouldn’t it wrinkle back up as soon as it got cold again?

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    Now place your balls in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Wait ten minures for them to cool somewhat and you can rub the skin off easily with a paper towel

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    Bee sting. It works 90% of the time every-time.

    Explaining why your meats is inside of a bee hive is a whole different problem.

    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I wanna dip my balls in it!

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    When the balls are warm, they relax and hang low, and the scrotum relaxes fully, releasing all those nutsack wrinkles, so I mean the concept works

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    Post video!

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    interesting troubleshooting search prompt, someone has pressing problem at hand

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