• Tempus Fugit@midwest.social
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    3 months ago

    🤣 those last few are priceless. I hope she liquidates all her shit and buys up. Us pleebs haven’t even begun to feel the pressures this likely recession is going to bring on. The market has only just started to react…, is what I would say if my tin foil hat hadn’t just fallen upon my dome… These fuckers are purposely crashing the market temporarily to get rich quick… I hate all of it… These grifters are the worst.

    • jballs@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      3 months ago

      Yeah I like how she’s retired and her fellow Trumpers are telling her to buy the dip. Guess she should sell her house so she can buy more stocks? I’m sure that’ll work out.

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    3 months ago

    Wanted to try the Herman Cain Award style post of a Trump faithful realizing their face has been eaten. This Trumpette retired recently, doesn’t know much about how the stock market works, but is seeing her retirement funds go up in smoke. Helpfully, a fellow MAGAt advised her just to buy the dip. Not sure what money she’s supposed to do that with…

    • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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      3 months ago

      This was a GLORIOUS format! I missed the Herman Cain award mini stories and this was a breath of stank air.