Draconic NEO@pawb.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agoillegal rulei.imgur.comimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down10cross-posted to: 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
arrow-up120arrow-down1imageillegal rulei.imgur.comDraconic NEO@pawb.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square13linkfedilinkcross-posted to: 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months ago“Nerve endings and the like”? Their spines and ribs are literally part of the shell! Please do show us the tortie, though 😁
minus-squaredrosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoYeah, a tortoise can’t come out of its shell any more than a human can come out of their rib cage.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 months ago“Let’s get you out of that spine and ribcage and into something more comfortable, ma‘m” – excerpt from my upcoming psychosexual mystery novel The Butler Did It Weirdly
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWhat’s more comfortable than my own little bone garage?
“Nerve endings and the like”? Their spines and ribs are literally part of the shell!
Please do show us the tortie, though 😁
Yeah, a tortoise can’t come out of its shell any more than a human can come out of their rib cage.
“Let’s get you out of that spine and ribcage and into something more comfortable, ma‘m”
– excerpt from my upcoming psychosexual mystery novel The Butler Did It Weirdly
What’s more comfortable than my own little bone garage?