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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon wants this

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Anon wants this

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.

    • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      The being taught to raid England part seems lit.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      MFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle

      Our culture is not a costume.

    • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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      since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it

      • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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        Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.

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          if you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself

          • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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            2 months ago
            1. And?
            2. If you’re not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
            • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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              I’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers

  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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    Two arms?

    • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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      And three hands

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