Yeah, and since the ones who are retired now are all in on the people bankrupting the future, I say fuck them entirely

I had to make sure I wasn’t in Nottheonion. Republicans, good job enabling this ridiculousness.

So…can we who will surely never see a dime STOP PAYING INTO IT? What a fucking fleece.

Thank goodness we defunded food quality safety checks

So how many times does Trump need to metaphorically bend over and take it up the ass from Putin and Netanyahu before we’re allowed to immortalize it in realistic illustration?

Honestly, I don’t care. Fuck those people and fuck Israel.

I believe Russia and Israel are currently enjoying joint custody of the US, though Israel has the majority of custodial rights.

If there’s a God, motherfucker better damn some fucking Israelies.

Well, fuck us. there no way television news can be trusted and absolutely no way most social media sites can be trusted. How quickly the information age destroyed information.

My mom will so excitedly tell me all about her billions in app slot machines

I’d say our shared common problem is Russian infiltration of our social spaces

Wait, Trump called in California’s national guard or Trump federalized California’s state guard? Because I was under the impression he couldn’t do the latter

Then stop doing it

And the obscene levels of water waste when we were already facing a future of scarcity. Can we please stop destroying economies, ecologies, and lives for this now?

That’s the dream right there

Lol you didn’t pay attention in history

At least 2 of which are about to be defunded