• Furbag@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Please be dying, please be dying, please be dying.

    Please let Joe Biden outlive this sack of shit.

  • SabinStargem@lemmy.today
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    1 month ago

    I hope Trump lives long enough, that we can Nuremberg Peter Thiel and other leaders of Project 2025. The odds of that go down if the neoconfederates have an effective leader.

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        1 month ago

        I would prefer Akumetsu myself. It is basically if the Punisher and Joker did a fusion dance, and made it their mission to take down corrupt politicians. Luigi taken up to 11.

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          It’d be better to selectively eliminate targets and then observe the results before acting again. Strategic and deliberate, not indiscriminate or rushed. A lot of them are super old too, so a heart attack or stroke isn’t exactly going to raise any eyebrows if they’re spread out a little. If you go around chain slaughtering hundreds of people in a niche environment (rich & powerful), people are going to take notice and start looking into things. And if a Death Note actually existed, that would imply that there are people who could track such a thing, therefore necessitating cautious and deliberate use rather than acting like a manic psychopath.

          Also I checked how much ¥10m was in USD. It’s 69,427.60 as of Monday 12:40am CST. So close.

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            Actually, the whole point of Akumetsu is to make society aware of what is happening. It is basically “drain the swamp”, with a question posed to the public: “Will you pour back in pure water?”

            Anyhow, Akumetsu’s theatrics are actually VERY deliberate and coordinated. The nature of the protagonist is wholly different from Light’s modus operandi.

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      1 month ago

      I’m not concerned that his health is poor, I’m concerned that his health is good.

      MAGA is a cult of personality, there is no #2. He holds100% of the power. When he reaches room temperature, there will be a massive insider battle for control, but it will be for naught. NOBODY will follow anyone but HitlerPig himself.

      Instead, MAGA will transition to a religious sect, and literally worship HitlerPig as a God, or at least as a prophet.

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      1 month ago

      It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.

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        Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.

        Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.

        Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance’s shit, and falls face first onto Trump’s stainless steel buttplug.

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    1 month ago

    Americans not electing presidents that poop their pants challenge: Impossible