Usually, it’s the people.

Either the people at the top manipulating their followers in order to secure longevity for the religion and their bank accounts, or the people at the bottom who feel the need to push their own beliefs onto others.

We could go down the list and mention what’s “wrong” with each individual religion, such as Islam and Christianity oppressing women for centuries.

I won’t rule out that there could be a good religion, but I haven’t really encountered one yet.

Moisture?

Are we bringing radical back!? That’s tubular!

For many, it’s the ONLY option.

Have you tried leaving your room?

I think I’m going to vomit.

Also, shout out to tal on links!

It’s really not hard to just turn all of his characters into one man’s story. John Wick is Neo after he retired back into the Matrix

Child gives big school presentation without any pants on, details at 11.

I feel like I just have an “everything will work out” general luck, but I’ve definitely lost more games of chance than I’ve won.

Bowser’s Castle

After I laughed I thought “Don’t give him any ideas!!!”

Are you by chance a vampire? Or possibly some other immortal being?

I once spent a longer than acceptable amount of time staring at my best friend’s new girlfriend during a movie just because I couldn’t figure out which actress she reminded me of.

It was Sandra Bullock in case you were wondering.

I’ve accidentally said an old address or telephone number after a move, but more commonly, if I’m traveling in a place I’ve never been before, I’ll see someone and think, is that Bill from work? Of course it never is, because I’m 1000 miles from home, but for a split second I don’t realize how improbable that would be.

If they want to meet, I’d be willing to do that. If that goes well, maybe we can have some sort of relationship, but who they are matters more than how much they have.

Huh. After decades of working with the public, I wish I’d thought of this years ago. If I encounter someone in public and they say hey Bob! I’d instantly know it was someone I met through work, so I should probably stay mildly professional.

Oh, Taft.

That’s what happens when they kill anyone else. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I hear this Jesus guy is a pretty big deal with the Republicans. He’s probably on that list they won’t release.