Ah, so become the company that sells these background checks?
ByteOnBikes
Solarpunk noooo
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ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•[No PHPun Intended] A Brief History of Web Development8·1 day agoLaravel brought life back to PHP for me. It’s elegant. I feels like speaking.
And PHP 8 is light-years away from the garbage I grew up on.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineOPto THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•Youth baseball coach intercepts ICE agents approaching kids: 'I'm willing to die'English77·2 days agoWe keeping America safe by… Arresting kids?
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineOPto Low Effort Memes@crazypeople.online•This was taken down in my discord group33·2 days agoSomeone posted it and it was taken down for low effort apparently.
Sharing it here for its low effort.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto News@lemmy.world•'It's a cover up': Musk floods X with posts attacking Trump over Epstein11·2 days agoThis dude practically bought votes for trump.
This is all bullshit theater unless he funds something.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineOPto Late Stage Capitalism@lemmy.world•Also, your credit score drops if you pay all your debts2·3 days agoWhen I was a a young adult, I got a new credit card. The credit check dinged me for 10 points.
When I asked why, and how I can fix it, the credit card company support person said, “Just carry some debt.”
A decade before the meToo movement, old people would just be all creepy AF and we would just shrug at it.
Like a 70yo grandpa drooling over a college girl and go, “Id love to eat her ass” and Grandma is like, “Oh you!”.
I havent seen it in years but yeah what the hell.
😭
Right out of college, with a bachelor’s degree, rolling burritos.
Back in my day, we could drink gasoline right out of the pump. If you were feeling ill, you just head over to the nearby asbestos wall and give it a good lick.
Then you go out and yell racist shit and put women in their place.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlinetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•freedom & privacy is woke nowEnglish8·4 days agoLearning about open-source and GIMP in the early days and spiraling into searches about leather daddies made me a little gay.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto News@lemmy.world•Andrew Cuomo says he’ll run a third-party bid for New York mayor after losing Democratic primary226·5 days agoReminds me of Jill Stein running in 2024.
They’re getting money to cause chaos because why not?
We have to look into James Comer and his Alzheimer’s.
I think about this all the time.
I would love a community of specific aged people.
Like I hate browsing the internet and suddenly it’s “Am I (M19) overreacting because my mom (F38) hates my new girlfriend (F41) and their husband (V289)?”
Bro, I don’t have those problems as a M40 with scope.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineOPtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•New MAGA marching orders: assume the Epstein files were never a big deal25·12 days agoIt’s wild how much denial I’m seeing.
Damn Ben Kenobi gaslighting and protecting sex offenders now? What next, take children and train them to be child soldiers?
Honestly thought Larry David inflated his own value to Seinfeld after the show ended.
But after binging on all of Curb Your Enthusiasm… Yeah Larry is quite a guy and the soul of Seinfeld.
Still a lot of scum to clean up though.
Whatever he had, I hope it spreads.