Haribo released some sugar free gummy bears, and apparently the artificial sweetener they used to make them wreaks havoc on most people’s digestion. The Amazon listing was filled with reviews graphically detailing the effects.

I think this is the most famous.

They have apparently changed the recipe since then.

They IP ban you. My permaban was for signing in on public Wi-Fi, which made it think I was evading someone else’s ban.

They will ban you if they detect you’re on a VPN, so no.

I pay for YouTube premium so that I can leave the app and listen to videos. I still get ads even though I’m paying. I don’t think there’s a single surefire way to avoid them.

I ate my twin in the womb.

Fake: OP uploaded a Pepe with the post, so his Pepes are not gone.

Gay: He’s more interested in a male frog than in a girlfriend.

No. I was born sterile, and I’d never be able to afford them anyway.