The cold, extra firm truth

If you have an internet connected bed you deserve to sleep cold

Speak English, doc! We ain’t scientists!

Yeah you’re right it’s a good thing Trump won actually

You wanted to find “KSP ssto tutorial?” Are you sure you wouldn’t rather rewatch a Technology Connections video you watched last week?

I’ve never actually used an expensive rice cooker, but the $15 one I got at [department store] works perfectly for me. This video sold me on the beautiful simplicity of it, and it’s my favorite kitchen instrument

Yup, for rice cookers, the cheaper the better. Anything with a gasket ain’t worth the cleaning effort

Hot take: gamepass is preferable to a digital storefront. Any game you “buy” digitally is only somewhat less temporary than gamepass. At least gamepass doesn’t fool you into thinking you own the games you’re playing

Buy physical. If you’re buying digital, only buy from GOG. Pirate everything you can, and seed that shit forever

Downvoted for no reason. Like, Clair Obscur was free on Gamepass. I ain’t hearing shit about how it isn’t worth the price tag

Buncha Jordan Petersons in these comments. “I simply wouldn’t find myself in this moral dilemma to begin with” lmao

Again, if 150,000,000 people are voting for a zionist anyway, then voting for the non-zionist doesn’t help anyone. The best you can hope for is the slightly less harmful zionist. The only way you can not allow any zionist to win is if you do something really cool that I’m not allowed to recommend

You must understand that the average american likes Israel, and so any party that stops supporting israel may gain your vote, but they will lose many more

It’s not about “doing what you are effing told,” it’s about taking the action that will most likely lead to the least harm. Like, the resurrected corpse of Karl Marx would obviously make for a better president than either the resurrected corpse of Adolf Hitler or the resurrected corpse of George Washington, but if Zombie Hitler is anticipating 75 million votes, Zombie Washington is anticipating 75 million votes, and Zombie Marx is anticipating 2 million votes, you would be a fool to vote Zombie Marx

Unironically the best greentext I ever read was the bottomless pit one written by AI

That was like 3 years ago when generative AI was fun and whimsical

Yeah women have famously never had really really bad times with marriage

You know how the suicide rate among women plummeted when no-fault divorce became a thing? Total coincidence

Ooh I wonder if any of these 59 comments are from dudes who think this is an actual product and not an art piece intended to spark discussion about the importance of consent

All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”

Verbose disses only work in rap

The virgin USB: hey, uh, when you get a chance, uh, if it’s not too much trouble, could you, uh, put an ‘e’ there? Whenever you get the chance is fine

The chad PS/2: THE USER SAID E.