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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • Asafum@feddit.nl
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    I can guarantee people are going to be too dumb to figure it out lol

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    struggles to open

    “screw this, I’ll do without”

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      Exactly, this is just going to have more rawdogging. Or an unaltered amount. What if one of the participants is missing an arm? They have to have a threesome now?

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        it was an art installation for (literally) fuck’s sake! how are people thinking this was an actual product?

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          Because not everyone has an exhaustive knowledge about every item that’s ever been in an art installation, and this is being presented like it’s an actual product. Congratulations on your superior intellect, I guess.

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            I wasn’t trying to stunt. It’s not an intellect thing, it’s just a habit:

            When you see something cringe or absurd, take a beat, look for context. Sometimes cringe is cringe, but a lot of ragebait is information deliberately presented out of context to cause a reaction.

            idk, I didn’t mean to sound patronizing, it’s just a gripe I have with social media in general.

  • Bizzle@lemmy.world
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    Rapists love using condoms I’m sure

    • uuldika@lemmy.ml
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      it was an art piece, not a serious product idea. they weren’t pitching it to Trojan, all it purported to do was make a “statement.”

      it’s like an OmegaMart product, basically.

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      Not leaving DNA evidence would be a good idea if you were planning a crime.

      https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23910843/

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        Given how often cops test rape kits, I’m not sure it would matter :(

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        Issue is, rape is already not being taken seriously as a crime, so they don’t really have to care.

        • Vinstaal0@feddit.nl
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          Depends on the context and your gender

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    Ooh I wonder if any of these 59 comments are from dudes who think this is an actual product and not an art piece intended to spark discussion about the importance of consent

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    Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry’s ice cream locks.

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      It was just an art piece, but ever since it took a meme form people took it as an actual product

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      This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I’ll make another opening *grabs a kitchen knife*

      Same for this. Oh no, she won’t consent? Then we’re doing it raw!

      ^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.)^

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    One armed people can’t consent.

    • renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
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      They can only consent with three armed people

      • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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        Or 4 one-armed people

    • Maalus@lemmy.world
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      They can’t use iTunes so FUCK EM WHO NEEDS THEM

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        Honest question: context?

        (Not defending Apple, just curious)

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          https://youtu.be/QCVGpvzcHko

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            Haha, thanks!

            Is this based on an actual lack of accessibility or just because?

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    1000019263

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      Sure is a good idea to open the condom package with a sharp knife. Maybe poke it a few times with a needle to give it air as well.

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      This is how you deal with penises that don’t first get consent

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        All 4 of them? (not the 4 total rapists, the 1 rapist with the Machamp arm thing but with penises, important distinction)

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          Once for each hand, obviously 😅

    • Pornacount128@lemmynsfw.com
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      What does a home circumcision kit have to do with this?

  • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
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    “SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU”

    whimpers

    “Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you.”

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    only 4 hands? i regularly encounter packaging for other things that require 15 hands and small industrial machinery to open

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    How many parents are going to have to get their kids to figure out how to open it?

    How many more are just going to toss it aside, and say, “Pitter patter, let’s get at 'er!”

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    Do rapists stop to put on condoms?

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      Machomp does

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    Can it be two pairs of hands?
    The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
    Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!

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    Does it beat carrying these & wearing them in all orifices at all times?

    rapex condom

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      Can you chew?

      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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        Que?

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    Bethany Hamilton is apparently stoppable.

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      She’s a transphobe, disappointingly:

      https://surfequity.org/surf-journal/2023/2/27/nicely-transphobic

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    Do You think he has 2 dicks?

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      I hope so

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