Oh well, good-bye officer.

And HELLO, nurse!

We call that “Star Wars Syndrome.”

🎶 These dreams go on when I close my eyes 🎶

Shoulda jumped.

“Comrade, bomb the nuke sights if you must, but please leave the drone factories intact!”

And also perfectly spherical and frictionless.

WITCHCRAFT!

(… which makes it very cool!)

three-horned goat

Oh, so he’s horn-y.

… I’ll see myself out.

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

He supported Donald Trump for the same reason that most Trump-supporters do: they HATE HATE HATE the same people that Trump does.

“Today we’re going to make plutonium out of common household objects.” [Banned from community]

Of course. A lot of Silicon Valley’s support of Trump arose out of their terror at that Biden might impede their AI grift even just a tiny little bit. This is Trump paying them off.

You can’t rely on a gas station mini-mart keeping up food safety standards, especially where raw fish is concerned. If you eat spoiled sushi you may get the squirts, aka “liquid ass.”

Never eat the gas station sushi.

“While I stand by my support for him, I will call out harmful actions when necessary,” she said. “And finally, this isn’t about regrets; I have none.”

Oh well then, I hope you burn in Hell. Or in Florida. Whichever.

I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they’re the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don’t know what it’s like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again. (Marc Maron)

But seriously, the one thing I’m proud of in my life is that I was able to quit smoking. Hard, but so worth it!

I’ve worked in enough warehouses to know that a lot of owners would rather burn the building to the ground than pay to repair a piece of machinery, and I suspect these things will be more trouble than they’re worth.