Needs Colorado on there somewhere too. That place is a blue oasis surrounded by a sea of red bullshit states on all sides.
That’s much better.
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We’ve already petitioned Canada about adopting us since Trump was elected, and they responded positively! They consider us their favorite neighbor of all the border states. 🥰
Granted, it was a joke in response to Trump’s tariffs, but still… (Source)
ain’t no fucking way your carving that out and leaving Minnesota behind, we’ve been basically Canada for hundreds of years
Getting California would make Canada shift in identity.
Getting Minnesota would honestly make us even more Canadian.
Imagine.
Donald declares war on Canada.
Straight away all those states secede from the union and declare independence (States rights!)
Canada claims them all as allies.
TACO bell end Trump backs down.
States join Canada.
Uh wis, Minnesota and Michi need to added to Canada too.
There is no way Canada is down for paying the health care costs of Californians, let alone the cost of defense from an American military.
Do all the 19 year old Michiganders who drive to Toronto to drink mean nothing to you?
Listen, you just want to annex lake Michigan and take Chicago as a part of the bundle, I won’t argue. Because at this point I’m begging
please take all of Michigan. Please please please.
Best we can do is Yoop…
:(
Sorry, buddy…
As an American, I suppose I’m getting used to disappointment.
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No, I dont like it … my state should be Canadian as well.
You know tbh I’m surprising TACO McDumbass hasn’t thought about selling our country yet…
Imagine the cash you’d get for this whole place, fuck!
eric andre grabbing at the fence shouting to be let in
As a michigander I do not approve 😭
I don’t wanna be left behind in the failed states. But otherwise I approve of this message.
Minnesota is ready for you too
There, FTFY