My parents did one of those vow renewal weddings and I was at that. I was not at their original wedding. I wasn’t born yet.
The only other wedding I attended was my own. And I kinda wish I hadn’t.
My dad didn’t have a wedding when he got remarried, but he invited me to be there when the papers were signed. Then he did it without telling me 🤷♀️ so “no” I guess. One day he was just like “oh yeah we got married yesterday”…
My biological parents relationship was transactional.
Yes. I was almost three years old. I don’t remember much, but I do remember that I started to sing during the wedding ceremony when my parents knelt at the altar. Of course no one else sung.
I also remember that the priest scared the shit out of me and that my godfather “fell asleep” in the toilet and had to be carried to a car. I learned years later that he had severe social anxiety which he treated with liquor.
Both of their second…
Not yet. My dad’s wedding is next year.
That would have been quite the logistical challenge
Technically, unless adoption or donated eggs come to play, 50% of all of us attended the parents wedding, as an ovule inside our mothers ovary.
Then again, some couples never marry. So, there’s another exception.
To answer your question: 50% of me was there at the occasion.
i wasn’t born yet. I don’t even think half of me was in my dad’s balls yet
I’m not a bastard, but I’m a bandaid. My sister and I like to debate which is worse (:
Am I a bastard?
Yes.
I was the 3-year-old ring bearer.
I never saw my parents together so for embarrassingly long I believed they didn’t know each other at all.
I was a flower girl in my father’s wedding at the age of 7. Bet his missis wasn’t delighted but her crotch goblins were not out of the nappies yet. The party was fab tho, proper village long table with prolly about hundred people in the middle of nowhere with a lot of live music, food and vodka.
I was in my teens (living with my grandma the whole life) when my mother asked if I want to come to the nearest town for family photos on Saturday and I said yeah no, it’s sauna day you know. Turned out I missed my mother’s wedding because I had to wash my hair. Still joined them in the afternoon for my mom’s birthday and as it turned out the afterparty. So yeah, technically I have attended both my parents’ weddings.
Obviously this is a highly created summary and you know the details of your life better than me, but from this is seems like more that you missed your mother’s wedding because she didn’t communicate properly, not because you had to wash your hair.
No but I did when my mom got remarried
I would love to, but I wasn’t born yet.