In other words: when upsetti, eat spaghetti to forgetti.

6. because you work three jobs and can’t afford rent, and because your entire family are religious idiots while you are a satanic gay furry, you [redacted] and nobody finds you for 7 weeks

…what, did I make it too obvious?

(I’m fine. Mostly.)

You have vomit on your sweater already

I would simply let someone who wanted to be born cut ahead of me in line.

Imagine a world full of only people that had chosen to be born? I mean, I can’t, so I wouldn’t be there, but imagine anyway

Not me, I eat microwaved spaghetti at a table.

This person might like Raymond Carver.

You can roll up the spaghetti and dip it in leftover sauce cups too

6. And then the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, and suddenly the spaghetti just wont cut it