Mine is not very big, but it is very, very thin.
Show me.
Guarantee she’s never seen a 9 inch cock
Even 7 inches is bigger than 99% of dicks.
As a gay hoe, can confirm
As a straight hoe with a not-that-much-bigger-than 7"… Can confirm I thought it wasn’t very big until every single partner I’ve ever had has exclaimed about it being the biggest they’ve personally seen. I didn’t believe them for a long time but I GUESS 🤷
6.5" and I’ve heard that a few times. I just always assumed they were being nice.
The part that sucks is when you’re too big. You have to be careful to not bottom out, and, in my case, can’t usually have sex 2 days in a row because it causes her pain.
I hope you find your ms. deep dish
IIRC the actual number is 95%
I’m short and scrawny, but apparently way above average in some respects.
You have an enormous vision problem?
Ruler says 7.5". Did I get cm and inches confused again?!
It’s cheating if you measure from your butthole
I love sex and 9 inches is too much. Sorry bros. You pull out 9 inches on me and I’m gonna hafta pass.
What about 8.99?
Thats a steal!
Dude with a 3 inch dick told her it was the size of a 9 year old’s and she heard 9 inches.
Respect for the 3 inch dick guy using what might be the biggest turn off way to describe his penis and successfully banging anyway.
Someone needs to tell her, inches are on the other side of the ruler.
Remember in the beginning of godfather, sonny was banging that bridesmaid? There was a whole subplot in the book where he had a huge schlong, and he thought she was the perfect woman for him because she had an extra large vag that could accommodate it
Maybe the dude said 9 centimeters and she thought it’s inches, or vice versa. Or maybe she really has a train garage for a pussy
Unusually large vagina.
