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Stamets@lemmy.worldM to Holup@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

Thanks I hate it

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Thanks I hate it

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Stamets@lemmy.worldM to Holup@lemmy.world · 12 days ago
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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    “By the way both families live together in the same house”.

    Ain’t no way in hell that, intentionally or unintentionally, there hasn’t been some partner swapping.

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      What’s the point of swapping tho

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        What’s the point of twins marrying twins? Surely at least some of that point is kinkiness…

        • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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          Might be more of a reflection of your own bias 😉

        • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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          Keeping it in the family

        • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com
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          You’d expect identical twins to have a similar type. Makes sense on a pragmatic level

        • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          easy swinging every other weekend

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        So that you can have some gay sex?

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            1000001617

            secondsies?

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Just because they’re twins doesn’t mean they behave identically in every way.

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        Poly relationships can be much more fun than monogamous relationships. You just need boundaries and to leave the jealousy at the door.

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      Have you met twins? Like seen them daily? Enough to know them even partially personally? There’s more than enough differences in each to tell them apart.

      Your fantasy would be 100% intentional.

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    I bet lunch that they swap

    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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      “Of course its yours. See? The DNA test matches.”

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      They probably have the weirdest foursomes that are half orgies and half masturbation.

      • Rakonat@lemmy.world
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        Unless they are all narcissistic, in which case its their fantasy.

    • DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world
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      You really think the brothers fuck each other?

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        They’re twins so genetically it’s just masturbation, right?

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    They went through all that effort and then didn’t match the kids outfits

    • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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      When the kid is that young, you don’t wanna mix them up. They probably wouldn’t be able to tell who is who.

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      Even they found that too creepy I guess

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      This is the best comment I’ve seen today.

    • Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Only twins get matching clothes. Those are just siblings cousins.

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    Feel bad for who got the ugly one

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    how am I supposed to pretend straight relationships are healthy and normal when they go and do shit like this? when you gotta come up with new words to describe your relationships like “quaternary” you know jesus isn’t present here

    (this post is 100% joke)

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    There is no fucking way I’d coordinate outfits if I had a twin.

    Is being twins these peoples whole personality?!

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      Yes, though tbf that’s something society kind of pushes them into.

      Also, we all know they partner swap…

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        It’s all one big family…it’s not like they can prove indefinitely.

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      Probably for the picture.

      • ccunning@lemmy.world
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        Was the “Twins day festival” for the picture too?

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      I knew Identical twins. They got so fed up with people asking “Are you really Identical?” They would just say fucked up things. “No not 100%, I got molested he didnt.”

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    What does the ‘38’ mean? I thought it was the age of the women, but there’s no age given for the men, so that doesn’t seem likely. So instead it makes it sound like one is a cyborg named ‘Briana 38’.

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      Looks like a typo if I had to guess. I found it here:

      https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0pcCKaczuWoA1wFj3j7YrGEBwkzLcB3azWhyHWm2TSsqB656K2jyCVMHF7NE51u5Kl&id=100044368511972

      But other articles don’t mention it.

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    The kids look like they know something is wrong.

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      Perhaps in 30 or 40 years we get an interesting memoir. Maybe even two.

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    Twins my cheeks… Left couple cuter

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      Genuinely think it’s just that the left couple seems happier

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      Feels more like a Multiplicity type situation TBH

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    As an identical twin, I’d like to say “fucking weird but you do you, good luck!”

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    Them in 2077

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      Bothers me that this fights were made so easy. I think patch 1.5 changed that. Before that this was a really hardcore fight that took freaking 5-10 minutes of dancing and dodging. its was brutal. now you can just punch them out with a couple of hits.

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        Yeah, I remember having to come back with gorilla arms tl beat them

        And it was better that way, more cyberpunk

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    you know they all in some kinda sex deviancy.

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    Please may all of their conversations sound like those two Aussie sisters who speak in unison.

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    you can see the cracks forming already, one baby in go America gear, the other in generic baby gap stuff.

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    Cousin Brother and Cousin Sister lol

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