I’m more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?
Great… now I have to go fill them all in….
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Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?
It’s Longhorn Cowfish.
The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.
But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!
I GOT IT!! it’s a softshell turtle!!
they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body
I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):
Where is c/turtle when I need it?
I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.
What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?
Definitly some mollusque.
Battletoads!!!
Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.
A horny turtle
Florida man
1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.
Two married lawyers with a horse costume.
What about no legs, no slime, and a house?
Robot lawn mower
Barnacle.
Bro, that’s a regular old house.
How’d you get a house with no slime?
I was first in line.
Coral
disabled hermit crab
Hermit crab?
A shelled salamander
Salamanders, people keep them as pets
They don’t have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.
Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What’s something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?
A war vet
Tubifex worm
Octopus, they typically go into objects and close them tightly like a shell, and no doubt about legs and slime.
Too many legs
They have zero, actually. No arms, either. They’re molluscs like clams and snails and the tentacles are actually a single modified apendage we call their foot. So, by that, they’ve actually got not enough legs and eight “toes”.
Is the tetrapod leg not also a modified appendage that we call a leg?
That’s a problem with the choice of axis scale, not the response. Octopus is the correct answer, because it is at or near the extreme of all three axes.