Why was Pineapple on the menu if that’s how they felt?
Fake and straight.
Bad photoshop or AI slop. Fuck off.
Buddy you need to find a better pizza place that looks like shit. Like who did the cheese on that it’s awful looking?
That’s italian for bone apple tea.
I don’t think op has been anywhere near authentic Italian pizza
I made my own pizza and put it in an old pizza box I had lying around.
No way that was ordered from a proper Italian pizzeria. That pie is way too thick.
Yeah, nah. A proper Italian pizzeria wouldn’t have pineapple available as a pizza topping to begin with.
Most def Canadian
Which is odd given that Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada.
Wasn’t canadian bacon invented in the US? We don’t have it here in Canada, I think it’s just peameal bacon. Why do Americans call it that, do you put maple syrup on it or something?
I know lots of people that have never bothered to try the decidance of pineapple and ham
Fuck you for enjoying it, but also thank you for not calling it “bacon”
Will you at least buy me a hawaiian pizza first??
Under the assumption we’re hatefucking? I mean, yeah sure, I’m not a monster. I can stuff it in your mouth while we bang if you’re into that.
You can call it decadence all you want but wet pizza toppings are objectively bad for the quality of the pizza. It doesn’t matter how much you pat it dry, that pineapple weeps liquid as it cooks and makes the texture of the cheese beneath it gross.
Your oven isn’t hot enough.
Idk wtf youre talking about, don’t think Ive ever had a “soggy” Hawaiian pizza
